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Comment on Writers: What are some hilariously stupid, outrageously cute kiddy stories you wrote when you were little? by Ashlyn

Ashlyn — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 20:09:43 +0000

I don’t have a copy of it anymore but i wrote and (kind of badly) illustrated a little kids book about a puppy getting lost and running into a duck, a turtle, and some other weird animals and asked if this was her home and they all said no then she found a dog house and a human and asked if this was her home and it was. haha it was cute.

Comment on Writers: What are some hilariously stupid, outrageously cute kiddy stories you wrote when you were little? by hp_resource [look, I'm using brackets]

hp_resource [look, I'm using brackets] — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 19:56:14 +0000

In first grade, I wrote a story devoted to the letter “O”

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Once there was a Owesome Octopus. He was Orange in the Oshin. He eats Oysters. One day there wern’t Oysters. He asked a Otter “Where are the Oysters?” The Otter said “In the Other Oshin.” Owesome Octopus swam to the Other Oshin and ate Oysters.

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A bit of a tense change, and inability to spell “awesome” didn’t stop me from proper story structure!

I tried a new story on my own (outside of school) since the “letter story” was so successful. But I only got this far:

“Ricky the Raccoon Rollerskates on Rice.”

Comment on Writers: What are some hilariously stupid, outrageously cute kiddy stories you wrote when you were little? by Viv

Viv — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 19:02:05 +0000

My dad kept all my stories since I was a little brat.
I constantly go through them – because it gives me a sense of perspective from the time I was little to what I’ve experienced now.

Anyways, one of the stories was about a protagonist that was a flower. Each time the sun rose, she would open her petals and interact with the insects and other flowers. When the sun set, all her fellow flowers would sleep. But, she would stay up and sing to the moon.
Winter came, and she died.

LOL.

I was a bit of an outdoorsy kid.

Comment on Writers: What are some hilariously stupid, outrageously cute kiddy stories you wrote when you were little? by Iphigenia

Iphigenia — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 18:22:40 +0000

I wrote about monsters when I was little. I was just a bizarre kid. Haha. Then again, I was also the kind of kid that would sneak horror movies off the shelf and giggle at them. And I started reading way early and moved into tenth grade reading level books in third grade after skipping a year, so my imagination was warped by the time I began story telling.

Comment on Writers: What are some hilariously stupid, outrageously cute kiddy stories you wrote when you were little? by Blue Beads

Blue Beads — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 18:04:26 +0000

There were two unicorns.
They got married.
The End!
(I was 4, don’t judge me. And I really liked unicorns!)

Comment on Writers: What are some hilariously stupid, outrageously cute kiddy stories you wrote when you were little? by chlover

chlover — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 17:32:33 +0000

I once wrote a story about an octopus, I think, under the sea who attended Sea High or something totally lame like that. Except the principal was corrupt and was easily bought by precious, white, smooth stones. So this totally slacker octopus got everything he wanted because he was rich. I forget how it ended. Yeah. I was cool like that. Keeping with its total unoriginality, the story was titled “Under the Sea.” Spare me, seven-year-old Chloe.

I also once wrote a story called “A Dark and Stormy Night.” Biggest cliche in the book (pun!). I’m hoping my seven or eight year old self was trying to make an ironic statement about cliches or something, but I was probably just stupid.

Comment on Writers: What are some hilariously stupid, outrageously cute kiddy stories you wrote when you were little? by Pudinii

Pudinii — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 17:11:05 +0000

: Unlike most writers here, I didn’t write when I was a child. In fact, I only started a year ago. Anyway, as a kid, I would draw pictures and show them to everyone and tell them the story behind it. I remember this one where I drew a picture of a pond full of pretty girl ducks and in the corner there was a loser boy duck. I remember naming him Herold and telling everyone he was a loser and would never get a girlfriend. Such happy times.

There was also another I drew around, like, five of a ninja eggplant. Seriously, he had the headband and everything. I don’t remember why exactly I made an eggplant a ninja, but there was a story behind it too.

Comment on Writers: What are some hilariously stupid, outrageously cute kiddy stories you wrote when you were little? by Apple Frost (is feeling super)

Apple Frost (is feeling super) — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 16:18:59 +0000

My outrageous story was titled, “The Stickfighters.”

It was about a group of three girls who joined this YMCA club that was a lot like fencing, but with wooden sticks. In the end, they fight with another group of girls (who are evil– GASP!). When our protagonists seem to be losing, in comes in… THEIR PETS! The pets somehow grab wooden sticks and help our three protagonists defeat the opposing team.

I remember showing it to my mom who tried her honest best to pretend she liked it. But she’s not much of an actress

Here’s an excerpt from a story I wrote in elementary school, just to show you how awful a writer I was (please excuse the horrendous grammar and punctuation; I haven’t edited it since I wrote it):

I jumped out of my car.
“Bye mom,” I called back as happy as I could. The truth was I was scared out of my wits. This would be my first year without my BFF, Lily in my class.And to make matters worse I have the meanest teacher in the school,Mrs.Mylane. Ya sure it sounds like someone who would be nice but hey dont judge a book by its cover(or in my case an author by her last name). So anyway, I was walking(looking at my shoes) to school when my other BFF, Isabell(we call her Izzie for short) showed up.
“Hey,” she said. I kept looking at my shoes.”Hello?” I didn’t answer so she started to shake me.” Amanda, what is so interesting about your shoes?”"Well the laces are pretty cool,” I finally said.

I must have been about nine when I wrote that.
I’m not claiming to be the next J.K. Rowling or anything, but I *definitely* improved since then, thank goodness.

Comment on Writers: What are some hilariously stupid, outrageously cute kiddy stories you wrote when you were little? by Ĺє๏ภ ғιgнтιng тнe ѕнadow people

Ĺє๏ภ ғιgнтιng тнe ѕнadow people — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 15:55:46 +0000

I remember my first story. I think I was in the third grade. It was about some kids who went to the beach and found a dead jelly fish. The next day one of the kids was strung by a jelly fish that looked exactly like the dead one they found the other day. For some reason they decided this was a big mystery and then I stopped writing the story. :l It’s funny because of how pointless it was.

Edit: I just remembered why I stopped writing it! My older sister told me the first of the story was good and lots of details and the second half sucked and she couldn’t really follow what was going on. It really upset me. xD

Comment on Writers: What are some hilariously stupid, outrageously cute kiddy stories you wrote when you were little? by 雅

Fri, 22 Oct 2010 15:42:28 +0000

Ah, I wish I still had it, but the first thing I ever wrote was about a magical dragon and a little girl who went to a cave to live with him. He was a care-taker to her and loved her. He really liked eggs and peanut butter sandwiches, and he made them for the girl every morning before she went to school… I don’t know, I thought it was pretty cute at the time.